Let me be perfectly clear. I do not like this song. I wouldn't punch you in the throat if you played it at a party but I would glare at you over my drink and then go hang out on the porch till it ended and make a mental note never to let you control the radio if we get stuck in a car together. But Mrs Chops loves it. And I may be wrong but I'm pretty sure Ginger and Amberd are going to/do love it as well. I have no idea what Cleo is gonna say, I don't get that girl at all. But I owe them all so this is me repaying the debt. Please remember that this dude is WAY to sappy even for me. Heck, you could probably tap his leg next winter and distill maple syrup from the drippings. I mean, come on, look at the dude.
He's all, "Hello, I'm slightly self conscious and shy. You can tell cause I don't use hair care products and shave infrequently. Would you like to be my friend for several weeks while I gain your trust and demonstrate how non-threatening I am by listening to all your deepest secrets and never making a move till I get you drunk one weekend while we go camping and then take advantage of you? Yes? Of course you do. Your dadddy didnt love you enough, I could see that from 2 blocks away. Now hop on the back of my ten speed and we'll go get ice cream and roofies. Uh! I mean, root beer."
I'm not saying ole Matthew here has done that personally but I think we all know that's probably going to happen. On the other side, ya gotta give the dude props. He probably gets more tail than a lobster fisherman. His last album was called "Swallow the Sea" for petes sake. Real subtle dude.
Anywho, I kinda got off track there but I stand by my narrative. So ladies, enjoy!