Gingers 2010 Theme Song Crisis...Gone Public

We are now on day four of the New Year and I am still theme song'less'. I feel naked in my soul. And it's making me cold. I'm down to 107 lbs and need to be showing off my waistline not covering it up with layers of clothing. I just can't find any songs that capture all that is "Ginger". I mean there's a lot of depth here people and apparently Miley, Ashlee, Lindsay, (yes Lohan, apparently she's a singer now. Who knew?) you know the people who are obviously making good music these days, are just not cutting it for me.

I actually considered recycling Liz Phair's Extraordinary from 2008, but it just doesn't seem right. And Cleo has commandeered Big Mouth Strikes Again by The Smiths and it's just so fitting for her that I don't feel right asking to borrow it. And after Weezers Pork and Beans from last year being so fantastical, I just don't know that I can top it.

So here are a couple that I may be able to settle for, although I'm not 100% sure.



Now, I actually could see this one. But some people, Matthew, weren't feeling it. For some reason that I just don't understand.



I actually love this song, but it feels too mainstream for me. I don't know. I could adopt it until something better came along if I had too.



Also love this one. But again...I'm not really feeling theme song here.



And this one was given to me by a friend of mine.

I just don't know. I don't feel all warm and fuzzy inside when I hear any of them. What do you think? Help. I can't be naked for much longer. The neighbors are starting to complain. Well, their wives are anyway...