Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Ahhh...The Beauty of Technology....

How many times have we heard a song on the radio and thought, Good Hell...How on Gods green earth did this person become famous? I do it all the time. Not that I'm bitter or anything about my own inevitable stardom being overlooked and given to those of a far less caliber. But whatever.

I am here to give us all back a little hope. We can all be famous, with no natural talent WHATSOEVER!!!! It's called an auto tuner people. And it's fantastico!!! Just look at what this dude did for Bill Nye the Science Guy.

In conclusion...The words of a truly talented, and one of my all time favorite men, Mr. Ben Folds..."I take the checks and face the facts, that some producer with computers fixes all my shitty tracks."


Chops McGee said...

Carl Sagan is my hero. If it takes the Auto Tune to give the brother a hit song from the grave I'm all for it. I'm just glad that its finally common knowledge what studio execs tried to hide and deny for so long. That most singers are not anywhere near as good as they sound on their albums. Even a lot of live shows now have an Auto Tune running inline with the audio feed.

You know what I'm gonna have runnin through my head all night now?

"The Cosmos is also within us, were made of star stuff..."

Ahhhh.. Carl, we hardly knew ye..

Cleopatra Jones said...

I am soooo gonna lay some tracks now. He'll, if Brit can do it so can I. Gingie, u in?

Ginger Snaps said...

Yup. And you know we've got da moves too. We don't even have to show our vag in the McDonalds drive thru!!

Chops McGee said...

Wait.. wait.. your vag? At the drive through? why would you.. ever..


"Vag" does mean what I think it does, doesn't it?

Ginger Snaps said...

Vag does indeed mean what you think it does. The proper medical terminology is vagina. I was shortening it. And I said we DON'T have to. Brit had to show hers to get her comeback rolling. And if anyone has to shave their head, I'm totally turning that over to Cleo. She would look way better bald than I would.

And only in the ghetto of Houston, at the Jack in the Box. Those are my terms.

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