Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Tuesday is Trash Day!!

I am having a bit of inner turmoil over todays trash day. My mind is fully aware that this song totally bites, but my sweet tender heart, that the men on this blog blasted to bits yesterday, loves it. LOVES IT I SAY!!!!!

Do you remember when your mom snuck in your room when you were at school and threw away your most treasured teddy bear (or white lamb with denim corduroys as the case may be) just because it was missing it's eyes and half of its lower extremities? What did you do? You went out to the garbage, pulled it out then hide it in the back of the closet where it could give the love and companionship you needed in private. Well, that's how I feel about this song.

Pretend you hate it, then go sing it in your closet when no one is around.

A million lights are shining and there you are; a shooting star. An everlasting world and you're here with me; eternally.

Yeah. I know the words. Don't be a h8er.

I mean seriously, where can you go wrong with Olivia Newton John and an ELO combo? So, therefore, I am setting this squarely in the recyclables pile. When Britney Spears slathers herself in baby oil and roller skates around naked in her cover, then, and only then, will I remove it from the back of my closet.


Ginger Snaps said...

I am totally having a lesbian moment watching this video. ONJ is HOT!!!!!! I don't care who you are.

Ginger Snaps said...

Hell Yeah!!!! I am singing it at the top of my lungs right now, and I ain't even in my closet!!!!

Cleopatra Jones said...

oh I wanna go to Xanadu. I do love me some neon lights.

I have this sudden, irresistable urge to roller skate. It's taking over.

Ginger- there's no shame here. We aren't here to judge.

Glad you finally got the courage to come out of your closet.

Ginger Snaps said...

Thanks!!! I knew I could count on your support Cleo!!!

Jeninator said...

Oh my. I LOVE. Paper umbrella balancing act. Why have these disappeared from today's music videos? Jumping over several people wearing roller skates while in roller skates. Amazing.
I do have to say I want ONJ hair. Long, flowing, feathered....ahhhhhh


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