Monday, February 23, 2009

Tuesday is Trash Day!!

Back in 1991 a storm of sexiness and testosterone was unleashed on the world. That storm took form in a pair of bald headed brothers named Richard and Fred Fairbrass. The two were working as fitness instructors and trying to break into the music business. Frustrated with their lack of progress and interest from any major record label, they took out a small loan and financed the recording of a single and the accompanying video..   And the world was never the same.

Ha! You danced, didn't you! Don't try to deny it, you cant resist it. Sure, it's just about as shallow and commercial as pop gets but... DAMN it's a good beat! And that's not even their best song. The gentlemen went on to pen even more magical lyrics.

Ooh yeah, surrender me a kiss
Let me loose on you inch by inch
The one and only reason is fun fun fun
Well baby, weve only just begun

Dont talk just kiss
Were beyond words and sound
Dont talk just kiss
Let your tongue fool around
Lets fool around

And the video is even better!

Come on, I defy you to tell me that you did not at least tap you foot to that. 

 This song was actually integral in roping Mrs Chops McGee. I own this album. I bought it. I paid money for it. Real money. Your jealous, I know. And back when Miss Chops and I were dating I busted this bad boy out when we were driving one day. She was overcome with an uncontrollable urge to make out with me. That actually happens to me a lot but this particular time Right Said Fred was the catalyst. My oral prowess was not as refined as it is now and were it not for the magic Richard and Fred brought to my '91 Cavalier I don't know where I'd be now. Ahh.. who am I kidding, I've always been a fantastic kisser, the music was just icing on the cake. Nonetheless, we all owe the brothers a debt of gratitude.

Revel in all that is their glory and thank our lucky stars we have them! Lets set sail for seas of passion now!


Ginger Snaps said...

Cleo, is it just me, or is that actually Chops in those videos?

Cleopatra Jones said...

looks like it to me....

now, if you'll please excuse me; I've got to go brush my teeth seeing as I just threw up a little bit.


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