Monday, April 20, 2009

Do you still love me Chops?

Just a little post to clear the air.



You know I love you more than my luggage. Granted it's 10 years old and came from JCPenney, but the sentiment is still the same.


(Disclaimer: I am in no way attracted to Chops, nor do I want him to think I'm sexy. This was all in pure fun. I heart Scottish people!)

13 comments:

amberd. said...

haha! Poor Chops, we always have to tell him how unattractive he is! (We do that out of love for Mrs. Chops...we heart you MCM.)

And Stacy...you know this song was more for me than Chops anyway. You think I'm sexy AND you want my body. I should know, I slept with you after a Killers concert. -You and a whataburger that is. Shoooot.

Ginger Snaps said...

It was for you Am. I need some validation. We slept together and then...nothing. Were you just using me for my impressive, and somewhat creepy, knowledge of how to please a woman?

P.S. I got a companion for Thumper. It's called Chubby Hubby.

And Chops isn't unattractive, he just is not my type. But we do love MCM.

amberd. said...

Oh...I thought you were using ME for my knowlegde. I haven't even opened Thumper yet, and it saddens me. *sniff* And wow, I'd like to see Chubby Hubby - show it to me sometime. hehehe! You rock. And did I mention I miss you? Basically. I miss Cleo and Chops too. The wirl wind trip to Texas was an effing blast. The Killers, Chops, Cleo....crazy drunk guy from Colorado. -Yelling down to Brandon's tour buses for him to come out....*wipes tear from eye* I miss it all. Let's DO IT again! This time in Salt Lake City -back drop -DEATH CAB!! OR Saint Louis in May. The Killers will be here in less than a month my friends! Dang.

Ginger Snaps said...

I miss you too. Sometimes when I get sad I play my Killers set sheet and reminisce. It doesn't really help, just makes me more sad. But whatever. I'll take a picture of "the Chubs" and send it to your phone. Then you can tell people you got sexted. It's awesome. And BTW..Jason bought it. I think he is getting burnt out. He actually asked me for a 15 minute break the other night. LOL!!!!

Chops McGee said...

Ahh.. Ginger. I could never stay mad at you for long. You have weasled your way back into my good graces. Thanks for making me smile. If I ever get down I just have to think to myself "Head! Pants! Now!"

Also, please, PLEASE don't ever discuss your marital aids again. I just made up a doozy trying to explain to the young un what a Thumper and a Chubby Hubby was. I just hope little known Disney characters never comes up at school....

amberd. said...

I opened Thumper tonight, put in the C batteries and I got nothin. The damn thing is broken. Dang.

Ginger Snaps said...

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Send it back yo!!!! That's just not right. Thumper is a tease.

Ginger Snaps said...

And OUCH!!!! Mine only takes double A's.

amberd. said...

Yah...it was disturbing. Some little metal piece inside was broken off, I'm sure that has something to do with it not working. But that thing just scares me yo. You know I'm gonna frame that sucker in a shadow box and engrave "break in case of emergency" on it don't you? hahahaha! I did think the "variable speed" was a nice touch though. I'm not as intimidated by the bonus "purple mini."

Chops McGee said...

Are you guys doing this just to mess with me? You know I get these updates right to my phone dont you? I am now daily bombarded with details of your machinations. Do you realize what you have done to "Bambi" for me?

Ginger Snaps said...

What about the 7 inch nubby? Maybe you could just use it manually. Sometimes the vibration is too much.

And yes, Chopsie, we are just messin with you now. But, we were asked to keep the sex talk to the blog so we are well within defined parameters.

Cleopatra Jones said...

I am feelin' a bit queasy.

I never liked Bambi. Now I really don't.

Am- We had a great Killers Trip. I miss those 54 hours of pure bliss.

Gingie- I thought you loved ME more than your luggage? Am I nothing to you?

Ginger Snaps said...

You were upgraded. I love you more than my Kate Spade purse!!!

 

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