Friday, April 17, 2009

Prepare to be drop kicked...

in your ugly ass bald head!!!!!!!! I know you didn't disrespect Gary. Or Bono... Maybe you haven't heard of him...




My Bloody Valentine....



Or the Edge...Have you heard of him?



Mellow Drops



Or Adam Clayton...Let me introduce you...



Van Morrison



And I can't forget my bud Larry Mullen Jr. You two should go out to the pub and get to know each other.



Ash



No matter how you slice your haggis... Ireland will always kick Scotlands Ass because of this....



Oh Yeah....And I am proficient in the Scottish form of martial arts that consists mainly of grunting and head butting...Do you know what it's called? You better be scared cuz I'll shove those chops so far down your throat you'll be coughing up hairballs for a month.

5 comments:

Cleopatra Jones said...

Um. Yeah. Ireland wins.

I am disappointed though that
"In A Little While" was not on your list, Gingie...

I love Ash. We need more of this.

The Captain said...

"induced euphoria" what a truth!

i was just in the dust bowl i laughingly refer to as my front garden, removing stuff that the summer of extreme heat and my dog have killed, all the while cursing the fact my ipod was uncharged. i hate to garden sans music. i hate to do anything sans music. and while i removed dead ivy (it takes a special effort to kill ivy) i thought how the music i was not listening to was like the joyful reminiscence of youth and happy times. even if youth was the last coldplay cd. even if happy times was the painful break up of 5 years ago. music is the perfume of our existence. you can live without it but it's so much better if you have it on. if you 'get' it. like taking a playlist to your sister's birthday, or choosing to drive so you don't have to listen to her damned Mika CD. again. to those who say 'control freak' i shall now paraphrase "some lyrical genius just took what's in our souls and set it to a nice diddly so we can work through our damn issues." now get outta my way, i feel a playlist coming.

Chops McGee said...

Let me just start by saying I would take anything by the Brothers Reid over ANY of this shyte. ESPECIALLY u2. I will admit there was a time and place they rocked considerably but they lacked the commons sense to die young in a horrific plane crash and instead became the pompous, bloated preachbags (oh, I like preachbags, I'm using that more often.)they are now and thier time and has come and gone. As far as the rest of this crap they all start 3 notches down the cool meter based solely on their misfortune of being born on The Emerald Isle. I stand by my earlier assesment of Irelands coolnes.

P.S. I spoke with the Scottish consulate and they would consider allowing everyone from U2 honorary Scottish Citzenship if they would disavow their previous relationship with Bono. If you have contact with them, feel free to pass that along.

Chops McGee said...

Oh yeah, that "scottish martial art", its actually a MARITAL art. We call it sex. And as stated by my comments in your last Lily Allen post and as verified by Mrs Chops I am highly proficient. I'm not braggin, its just the truth. Cause thats how we Scots roll.

amberd. said...

Ah, Captain friend, the power that driving a car brings. It's the rules you know? Whoever drives gets to control the musical content that pours from speakers in the minivan. And yes, being permanently attached to your headphones and ipod (zune in my case...I know -I'm so out of the box) is euphoria. Except when you're kids have been screaming your name for ten minutes and they finally hit you on the arm to get your attention, then that becomes a slight problem. You should really adjust the volume.

You speak of playlists, it's like setting your day to a soundtrack, no? I can't say I'm so much of a playlist girl as much as I am totally dedicated to one particular artist when I'm reflecting. And gosh, I seem to reflect a lot. Maybe too much. I think it turns into ruminating. And ruminating gets no one, no where. I'm just sayin'..... So yah, I pretty much wake up saying, "Today is a Killers day." Or "Today is a Joshua Radin day." "Maybe it's a Jimmy Eat World day." And seriously....this is some deep shiz right here, but when I'm really happy and I need to freaking dance - I say...."Dudes -Today is a Britney day." Doh. The end.

 

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