Okay, so basically she's friggin' awesome. And this song is hilarious and my new theme song. In case you were wondering, this is not why I have anger issues.
Oh he treats me with respect,
He says he loves me all the time,
He calls me 15 times a day,
He likes to make sure that I'm fine,
You know I've never met a man,
Whose made me feel quite so secure,
He's not like all them other boys,
They're all so dumb and immature.
There's just one thing,
That's getting in the way,
When we go up to bed your just no good,
Its such a shame,
I look into your eyes,
I want to get to know you,
And then you make this noise,
And apparently its all over.
Its not fair,
And I think your really mean,
I think your really mean,
I think your really mean.
Oh your supposed to care,
But you never make me scream,
You never make me scream.
Oh it's not fair,
And it's really not OK,
It's really not OK,
It's really not OK.
Oh your supposed to care,
But all you do is take,
Yeah all you do is take.
Oh I lie here in the wet patch,
In the middle of the bed,
I'm feeling pretty damn hard done by,
I spent ages giving head.
Then I remember all the nice things,
That you ever said to me,
Maybe I'm just over reacting,
Maybe your the one for me.
There's just one thing,
That's getting in the way,
When we go up to bed your just no good,
Its such a shame,
I look into your eyes,
I want to get to know you,
And then you make this noise,
And apparently its all over.
Its not fair,
And I think your really mean,
I think your really mean,
I think your really mean.
Oh your supposed to care,
But you never make me scream,
You never make me scream.
Oh it's not fair,
And it's really not OK,
It's really not OK,
It's really not OK.
Oh your supposed to care,
But all you do is take,
Yeah all you do is take.
There's just one thing,
That's getting in the way,
When we go up to bed your just no good,
Its such a shame.
I look into your eyes,
I want to get to know you,
And then you make this noise,
And apparently its all over.
Its not fair,
And I think your really mean,
I think your really mean,
I think your really mean.
Oh your supposed to care,
But you never make me scream,
You never make me scream.
Oh it's not fair,
And it's really not OK,
It's really not OK,
It's really not OK.
Oh your supposed to care,
But all you do is take,
Yeah all you do is take.
Other Fish in the Sea...
13 years ago
2 comments:
I got nothing. Appauling really. But hilarious. Down right hilarious. Poor girl...in the song I mean.
Lily, I talked it over with Mrs Chops and she agrees you need my services. She was deeply moved by your tale of lust unrequited. Just leave your contact info in the comments and I will meet you at a time and place of your choosing. I'll even let the chops get a little bushy for you. You just need to understand this is a one time thing... Maybe twice. We'll just play it by ear.
Sincerly yours,
Chops McGee
PS See my profile pic for more info... I think it speaks for itself.
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